The Pontiac Aztek: The Ugliest Motor Car Ever

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The Pontiac Aztek. Can You Even Bear to Look at It?

The first time I saw a Pontiac Aztek I couldn't believe it.

How could anyone stand to be seen in it?

A monstrosity encased in plastic cladding, a big blobby butt and the automobile equivalent of buck teeth.

Who would design this? Moreover, who would buy it??

Do you agree? Is the Pontiac Aztek the Ugliest Motor Car Ever?

Background 

The sad story

The Pontiac Aztek was GM's first attempt at a "crossover" i.e. a cross between and SUV and a car.

They were probably a little ahead of their time and they made the mistake of giving the idea to Pontiac and having too many cooks spoiling that broth.

The result was the Aztek which was manufactured in Mexico from 2001-2005. It never approached break even and despite price cuts, and changes in the model it really didn't catch on.

Probably because it was as ugly as sin.

The Top Five Reasons Pontiac Aztek is the Ugliest Motor Car Ever 

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  • A misshapen behind
  • More plastic than the 90210 zip code
  • Blobby
  • Designed by committee
  • Just plain ugly

Reviews 

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Aztek Sales 

Or lack of them...

Aztek sales were about 27,000 in it's first year. 50% of those sales were to car rental outlets that couldn't choose which model they received.

To break even, the Aztek needed to sell 75,000 per year and never got to more than a third of that.

My guess is that it was because it was so hard to look at.

Blogs about the Blobby Aztek 

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Videos about the Pontiac Aztek 

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2001 Pontiac Aztek Tour

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Aztek Safety Ratings 

The IIHS gave the Aztek a "Marginal" overall score in the front offset test.

2004 National Highway Traffic Safety Administration Crash Test Ratings:

Front Driver: 3/5 stars
Front Passenger: 4/5 stars
Side Driver: 5/5 stars
Side Rear Passenger: 3/5 stars
All around ugliness 6/5 stars

(The last rating was never officially released)

Aztek Auctions 

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Do you agree? 

Is Pontiac Aztek the Ugliest Motor Car Ever?

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Definitely! I feel nausious just looking at it!

SammySpam says:

On first glance I thought that the cars front sure is different.. but its not what I would call ugly.. Then i scrolled down and saw the back! Wouldn't be caught dead in one.

MikeMoore says:

Yes I do! At least I'm not the only one. To me it looks like a lego toy of some sort. Although, there is a Honda built truck that looks pretty bad too.

xtnshun says:

I was shocked the first time I saw one - I couldn't believe anyone would think anyone would buy it! It was interesting to find out car rental agencies were forced to take them - the only time I've been in one was when a colleague rented one. It was OK on the inside. Luckily it was night so I don't think many people saw me in it.

No - there lots of uglier cars!

Barkely says:

It was so ugly it was cute;-P

RinchenChodron says:

No I kind of like it! Even tho it is an American car, I think it's ok actually.

 

The Pontiac Aztek on Wikipedia 

Pontiac Aztek

The Pontiac Aztek was a mid-size crossover produced by the General Motors marque Pontiac from the 2001 model year to the 2005 model year — the first crossover offered by General Motors.

The Azte...

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Links that prove I'm right! 

2001 Pontiac Aztek - The 50 Worst Cars of All Time - TIME
I was in the audience at the Detroit auto show the day GM unveiled the Pontiac Aztek and I will never forget the gasp that audience made. Holy hell!
Coding Horror: The Pontiac Aztek and the Perils of Design by Committee
The result rolled off the assembly line in 2000: the Pontiac Aztek, considered by many to be one of the ugliest cars produced in decades and a flop from Day ...
Car Lust: Pontiac Aztek
When GM's panopoly of brands was in full swing during the 1950s, the goal was to create a natural progression for customers to climb through to preserve ...
2001-2005 Pontiac Aztek: Overview - Consumer Guide Automotive
Nov 23, 2008 ... Used 2001-2005 Pontiac Aztek highlights at Consumer Guide Automotive. Learn about the 2001-2005 Pontiac Aztek and see a used 2001-2005 ...
Aztek Fan Club
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